Love this one~~~~~~
Very true
.....is this you?
WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
- The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
- Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
- You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
- Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
- You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
- You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
- The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
I'm gonna post this comment, I'll leave it up to you to decide if it's publishable:
ReplyDeleteYou know why men fear women don't ya?
Because anything that can bleed for a week and not die would frighten anyone!
Loved your post ;)
Hugs
Love the menopausal pumpkin!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not "hot flashes" - it's "Power Surges"!
BTDT - buried the T-shirt in the back yard.
Ha ha. Not there yet. Do get hot at night though. Joys to look forward to?!
ReplyDeleteo funny but so right
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh- I hate driving now cos of all the inconsiderate ***** driving around, cutting me off, pushing into my lane, tailgating. Now I know what to do!!!
ReplyDeleteLove Karyn's comment about why men fear us LOL
Too funny! Love the pumpkin!! I tell my husband that he and my little boys are going to have it rough if I am anything like my mom was during that time!
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