Sunday, February 13, 2011

Midnight Steeches!







Bent Creek
Land of Liberty

Stitchin' up some love for my country this Valentine's.


Speaking of BENT!

Laughter is the best medicine.

See if a couple of things make you giggle and if they do, I'm happy. I put these on Facebook and no one thought they were funny.............what's your favorite. Mine would be to skip everywhere you walk tomorrow.
and
confirming 2 or 3 times at the drive thru window, that this is a "to go" order.


16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7.Don't use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

Love ya'll!

10 comments:

  1. HA! I like these.
    My favorite is #2 and I once had a husband that naturally practiced #7 when he wrote AND read something! UGH!!!

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  2. I love these! I am recuperating from hand surgery and currently cannot stitch. I am in a funk and these made me smile. Thanks and Happy Valentine's Day!

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  3. I laughed!! Have you seen the one where you sit in your car pointing your hairdryer like a radar gun at people to get them to slow down!

    I finished some of your freebies and they are on my blog. The smaller ones I filled with crushed walnut shells - they smell so good!

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  4. I loved these. I am recuperating from hand surgery and cannot stitch for a few weeks. These made me smile. Thanks and have a Happy Valentine's day with your BG and Abbie.

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  5. LOL - I esp. love the one with the hairdryer and the zoo! Nice stitches, too. :)

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  6. I love the one that tells us to tell the drive-thru person 2-3 times to say it's to go! LOL Can you imagine? I laughed at several of them. Thanks for the smile - I needed it today. :)

    Have a very Happy Valentines Day!

    God bless you - Julie

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  7. Too funny! My favorite was the decaf to espresso switch... or maybe the ATM "I won!". Actually, my favorite thing was that everyone of them was "clean fun" and I could share them with my teens without embarrassment and we could laugh together. Thanks for a smile!

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  8. I laughed a quite a few of these! :)

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  9. グリーにハマっている人集まれ!自分のグリー度を測れるサイトが誕生!!簡単チェックであなたのグリーレベルをバシっと診断!最近始めた人もマニアレベルの人も今すぐチェック!

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